So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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