If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Randomize
