I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Pants are for mortals
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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