honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
