Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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