Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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