what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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