girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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