Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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