fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
