...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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