just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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