and my herpes radar will keep us safe
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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