She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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