He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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