I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
