I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm at about main and main street
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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