haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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