How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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