Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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