I wanna bring you to show and tell
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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