I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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