They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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