I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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