who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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