i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What a dumb baby whore.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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