dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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