If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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