it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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