You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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