You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
