dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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