Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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