We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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