Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just got carded by a ten year old.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
