fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
