Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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