Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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