I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
