Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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