I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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