wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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