No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm bleeding and have questions
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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