Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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