So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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