I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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