The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i believe in u and ur pee
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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