whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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