she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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