Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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