Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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