I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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