Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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