so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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