Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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